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Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.
My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.
by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025
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Comber Ontario

In comber if your not riding your tractor or lawn mower to the beer store, then your with the CSH girls ;) This is such a hick town it's not even right. These kids can party though, behind the public school. LOL
"Don't you wish you lived in Comber Ontario, with those 3 CSH girls, and you could always ride your tractor around town?"

Yeah man, that'd be awesome. Get my dick stroked for $6
by NYVESOLOL October 22, 2012
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essex ontario

stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
“where do you live”
“essex ontario
“ew fuck off hoe
by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021
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lake ontario

the ultimate place of residency for the resident that ejaculates like lake ontario.
ex. Narwall: you know Shon?
Aayon: Yes everyone knows Shon.
Narwall: Did you know he cums like Lake Ontario?
by A rizz January 23, 2024
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lake ontario

a large area where the resident ejaculates
shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips
by A rizz February 5, 2024
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Paris Ontario

Smelly river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says that Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.

Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
by Parisite12 December 4, 2023
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Paris Ontario

Smelly ass river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
by Parisite12 December 4, 2023
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