weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.
My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.
by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013
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hoe weekend

Hoe weekend happens during the last Friday-Sunday of every month. It's when all of the thots and sluts and hoes come out and are free to do whatever the fuck they want to do without the care of being judged. Basically the level of hoe-ism reaches a new max! Even people who aren't hoes or sluts or thots will participate in this activity. It starts from Friday and ends on Monday and there are usually crazy stories on Monday about what everyone did over hoe weekend.
Tim:Man did you see all that nasty stuff Lucy was posting. Why would she do that?
Bob: Oh you didn't hear? It was hoe weekend
by Rackard February 18, 2017
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Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.
I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.
by Finzano07 February 21, 2012
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Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.
Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?
by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021
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Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
by 4n4nn1 March 29, 2012
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weekend effect

The good/overwhelming feeling you have basically because the weekend is approaching
A:You look so bright today,anything good coming?
B:I've got the weekend effect
by Master flex November 01, 2013
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Weekend Juul

A juul tHat is strictly used for weekend festivities with “the boys”. Usually used out at the bars or nightclubs.
Yo bro, did you bring your weekend Juul out with you tonight? Heard there’s gonna be a ton of talent at the bars.
by Brodude453 March 23, 2018
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