Herbs in my ass

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass

Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!

by Hijackpoop24 June 30, 2020

Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.

When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.

Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD

by Blkmater October 7, 2017

suck my ass

when you're pissed off and your only comeback is suck my ass

guy: you're such a bitch

girl: suck my ass you white boy

by guy1girl2 September 25, 2016

ride my ass

Following someone to close behind in another car as if they are touching the bumper.

I was so upset at the other driver behind me. I stopped my car and asked why they had to ride my ass for the past mile. I thought they were going to hit my bumper if I slammed my brakes.

by Purdue Alumni December 7, 2017

crack my ass

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019

sip my ass

This is what you say to people you don't like. As in you make a youtube video with your trash samsung talking about other people! And you say "sip my ass." You pretent to be a first grader and say that you dont want to go to their birthday. Also you make up story's that you broke up with your 4th grade boyfriend

"sip my ass"

by whore lol June 21, 2019