by walt45 April 2, 2011

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.
"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."
"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008

by rockman49 December 30, 2011

by KermitsRhyme November 29, 2015

When the plastic bags of ice blocks are placed over the feet. Run and shobe slide down the hill on your feet. The plastic coverings are now shobe shoes.
Major KUDOS for your shobe sliding in your shobe shoes tonight.
Shobe is the master at shobe sliding in her killer shobe shoes
Shobe is the master at shobe sliding in her killer shobe shoes
by Anthony and Hannah January 19, 2008

a fictional shoe that does virtually anyting that was featured in a spoof Billy Mayes video created by thegoldentones on youtube.com
Hey man my pencil just broke can i borrow your mighty shoe?
"Mom were out of soap" "So just use the mighty shoe" "oh yea"
Did you get the new ipod touch?
No man I use the mighty shoe it has over 10,000 uses.
"Mom were out of soap" "So just use the mighty shoe" "oh yea"
Did you get the new ipod touch?
No man I use the mighty shoe it has over 10,000 uses.
by thegoldentones July 4, 2009

Most commonly an athletic shoe that has been dressed up enough to pass for formal wear. Common examples are Air Jordan's in a full black color scheme with touches of white often in the sole. At first glance they appear formal enough, upon later examination you're just a kid in a grown up body in fancy tennis shoes.
"Honey, can I wear my tuxedo shoes or do I have to find where my Doc Martin's are stored for the wedding you're making me go to?"
"You want to wear your Jordan's again?"
"Yes."
"You want to wear your Jordan's again?"
"Yes."
by Brothers Mose January 27, 2017
