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Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.
That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...
by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014
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Wank nozzle

Wank nozzle, a term used as a synonym for ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’.
Ugh that boy is such a wank nozzle
by PigmentedPlum June 10, 2021
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Douche Nozzle

The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness September 28, 2008
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Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011
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Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"
DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle
by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019
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Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank
by Dycokac February 12, 2019
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Douche Nozzle

Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.
“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”
by forestpheebs February 21, 2019
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