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noobs

Someone who does not know how the world works, what is going on, or anything. They aren't as new as annoying. A newbie is someone new but isn't an idiot. A n00b is the most annoying thing on this earth!
n00b1: U R such a n3wb, U sukkors n3wb.
Howler Silver: ....go away...
n00b1: kno n00b
Howler Silver:...I never even said anything....
n00b1: U R still a newb.
by Howler Silver March 2, 2004
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Noobed

A word that evolved from newbie or noob, meaning to be killed or fragged in an emberassing way, and/or in a way that requires no skill.
"Camping a respawn point is a good way to noob someone." "I was chatting and looking in the corner when a lamer came and noobed me with a rocket launcher." "He noobed me with that overpowered weapon!"
by Chris F. March 7, 2005
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noob

A noob is a person who lacks skill or competence, in gaming or otherwise. They are not to be confused with the term 'newb', which is someone who is simply new to something and willing to learn more about it. A noob is so convinced that they know absolutely everything about 'insert game here' that they begin typing in near-illegible sentences, commonly known as 'leetspeak'.
Noob: L13K Z0MG I R T3H B3ST PLAY3R EVAR!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL@@

Player: You're level 1, dude. Don't get so hyped up.

Noob: 0MG STFU N00B IL K1LL U WITH MY AWSUM3 W34PON!

Player: ...That's called a stick. It's not going to do anything.

Noob: STFUUUUU I NO EVRYTH1NG AB0T DIS G4ME AN I DONT N33D H3LP FR0M U U LITL F4GG0T I HOPE J00 D1E IN A PH1R3 C0CKF4C3 LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAO

-Noob has been banned for the following reason: Offensive language.-
by Leon_Kennedy129 June 15, 2009
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noob

A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.
a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ''WTF DO I GO!?'' or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
*gets shot with chaingun*

"this game is no good, you all suck noobish balls you stupid noobs!*
by Danny! February 21, 2007
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noob

A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse noobs with newbs, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Noob: can i hav muneys pplsplsplsplzz!!11
Newb: Would you mind sparing me some money?
-LATER-
Noob: pl0x sir!! money plszzz!!!111111111
Newb: Okay. :(
by rawrimamango May 18, 2007
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NOOB

A person who usually plays games and is completely dependent on other people and usually cheats or goes the easy way to get better than other people.
NOOB: ZOMG LOOCK I AM NOW LEVIL 20099 BECUAZ OF HACS!!!!!11111111!!!

Normal person: Yeah good for you dipshit
by mattchewy2 June 23, 2010
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noob

People who are bad at things
Person 1: Who's a noob?
Person 2: I heard that 'name' (eg. Aaron Hilton) is a noob
by CrazyHobo December 20, 2012
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