Dickey Mickey

A fan favorite cartoon mouse that has slutty tendencies and may randomly hump people

Ohh my god. Dickey Mickey just tried to penetrate me!!!

by MickeyIsThicckey December 14, 2020

Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

mickey d's

A way of saying mcdonalds

tbh i thought i was the only person who called mcdonalds this

"Hey bro wanna get some mickey d's?"

by mywristisbroken September 13, 2022

Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.

My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.

by CocoYetea May 2, 2019

Blue Mickey

It’s when you down a blue raspberry slushy and and give a person a blowjob.

Why is your dick blue? Well you see … my girlfriend me a Blue Mickey. Who are you mysterious person and how do you know that?

by AnybodyHaveAnIcee? September 24, 2022

Mickey Stall

A "Mickey Stall" Is when your having sex with a beautiful woman and your about to bust your nut way too soon. You start humming/singing the "Mickey Mouse" theme song as a distraction to prevent your balls from a pre-mature explosion.

-Best friend: "Hey man, how did it go last night when you took that hottie home from the bar?"
-You: "Oh shit,buddy..! I'll tell ya, she was so fucking hot.! She was doing things in bed that I've never done before. I had to do a "Mickey Stall" 2 minutes into it, so I didn't completely pre-mature explode!"

by That 1 Guy1972 February 13, 2018

Mickey Pants

A derogatory term for someone who gives up a hard stans the moment they are confonted. Flakey.

"That mickey pants folded the moment I asked him what the problem was"

by Gedden July 1, 2008