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The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!
by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018
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Bag Press

The necessary procedure used on several types of candies such as M&M’s and Skittles in order to get the last one or two pieces out of the bag.
Jimmy said there were not any Skittles left, however when I executed the bag press I found there was one remaining.
by Nick Bodnar January 11, 2008
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Schizo-Pressed

Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.
"Bro's getting Schizo-Pressed, nobody was even talking to him" Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.
by Chodejuicer87 August 3, 2023
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The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press
by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022
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White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.
This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.
by Tairoa June 12, 2020
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Hot Press

Definition: The Hot Press or a hot press is when a man rolls his erect penis along the neck of his partner.

Origin: Modern English. Sunday morning after night of ghost hunting, wife advised her neck was sore, when husband replied, would you like a hot press?
Honey, my neck hurts, will you give me the hot press, please?
by Heat Seeker October 21, 2018
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Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is
Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.
by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019
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