Thanks Sysco

A sarcastic exclamation of thanks after being fucked by Sysco in a professional capacity.

The truck is in and we have to send everything it brought back. The fresh food has wilted, the frozen food has thawed, and the cake we ordered 2 weeks ago is months out of date. Thanks Sysco.

by Harutemu March 13, 2021

Thanks Team

A sarcastic response to unhelpful/irritating/mocking behaviour from a group of friends. Usually when you are in a bit of a pickle and are given terrible suggestions.

1: ah no, I've got a report due in like 20 minutes!!
2: haha idiot
3: should have thought about that earlier you tit
4: why don't you just walk in naked?

1: thanks team.

by 1234Steeev4321 December 9, 2010

Thanks buddy

What someone says When they are not interested in getting with you

Boy You’re so hot. girl thanks buddy

by Best the mighty August 27, 2021

Thanks for the Concern

The polite way to say "fuck off" to someone who has shown concern about a problem you're having when you don't want them in your business. Often used when you just wanted to rant about how horrible your life is rather than do anything about it, or when you hadn't intended for the news of your problem to reach this person. Almost always followed by an explanation of how you have everything under control now.

"Thanks for the concern, but I've got it under control now."

by Amateur Slanger July 3, 2012

thanks rob

A sarcastic 'thanks' to any random statement, fact or utterance.

From South Africa

1: "Hey you know tomorrow is a bank holiday?"

2: "Thanks Rob"

by DOOM808 October 26, 2020

Thank you

The opposite of fuck you.

Thank you, cunt.

by Pawn of Sex June 2, 2016

thanks b

"Thanks bro" or "Thanks babe" depending on who you are saying it to. The term is gender fluid!

Nick texts, "Have a good night bro! Talk to you tomorrow"
Trent responds, "Thanks b"
*Trent is referring to b as bro*

Amanda texts, " Goodnight babe! Love you!!"
John replies, "thanks b! love you too"
*John is referring to b as babe or baby*

by CarokineBaskinSux February 13, 2023