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Michael

A Cool and Handsome Boy. With a great taste in music Usually likes Bands like Metallica and Nirvana. Very humble. And tall.
Michael is cool!!!
by MichaelIrrgang August 6, 2019
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Michael

That nigga is cute asab cold hearted 💙 from ova East Baltimore but most importantly he gotta big dick to make all the Hispanic mamis come to him
by Big Dick peoples December 17, 2019
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There goes a Michael!
by Dis Bitch Right Here June 25, 2016
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Michael

Lil dick boy yea i said it michael
Michael has a lil dick but not jamal peopls
by Hi im 😁 October 16, 2019
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Michael

Michael's could definitely be defined as very hard working, honest, loving, and caring individuals. They are always there for the ones that they love. They are the ones that know exactly what they want and they will work hard and search forever (if they have to) to find it. They are the best friend to have and perfect soul-mate. They are very passionate men and they know how to make someone happy. They are very family oriented, but also very independent at the same time. They also are very radical about their sports at times, but can be easily put back on track by their other half. They also tend to be very inclined towards the Mathematics subject area and are fantastic at working with children with their Math studies. They are very loved by Taisha's and canines.
Yes, Michael, I will marry you.
by GoIrish927 December 7, 2011
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Michael

Piece of shit, who eats fudge monkeys out of dirty toilets.
His hobbies include:
Being a piece of shit
Eating pieces of shit
Sucking at life
Sucking dick
And overall being a waste of space and not doing anything with his waste of a life.
His mother should have choked this one down and took one for the team.
Michael is a dumb piece of shit. Michael eats white dog turds out of dumpsters.
by That one unknown guy February 12, 2019
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Michael

A person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
Hey is that "micheal" no its "whale dick micheal" get it right.

Michael a person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
by Michael2267 October 22, 2019
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