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Pop Punk Message Bored

The Pop Punk Message Bored (PPMB) is a punk rock masturbation website where users hold conversations in the form of semi-literate posted messages. It has a specific set of jargon; for example, users refer to each other as "faggots" or "fags," and off-base or unpopular ideas are characterized as "gay." PPMB fosters the stupidity, hypocritical high-mindedness, and navel-gazing of its users.
Guy #1:
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.

Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.

Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.
by Whoah-oh-oh, you fuckers. November 21, 2011
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GameFAQs Message Boards

It's that place where Sailor Bacon Axed me twice for submitting a fake review.
"GameFAQs is like fish. Except it's not a water thing."

"I bet I could eat an apple better than GameFAQs could."
by Cait Sith Fortune March 24, 2005
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message archive

Systematic approach to saving and protecting the data contained in a message so it can be promptly accessed
Message archive can contain Athousandfold Yourposts Aswell Intouch Helpu 4urbusiness.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Message tower

When delirious from sleep deprivation, or inebriated from intoxicants (generally uppers like amphetamines, but at times downers such as heroin) the afflicted will respond to questions/conversation with nonsense or gibberish, although often it may-at least in part tie in to the subject leaving the witness confused as to what they had justy heard. Most times the afflicted will only"message tower" past the first question, causing them to realize what they just said made no sense and waking them from the confused dream like state.
Yeah, brandon was up for five days and started to message tower "it's fun to watch the kittens play" at his moms. They dont have kittens at his mom's.
by Enki88 June 30, 2019
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sex message

a text message that is sexual and is usually intended to get a sexual response
dude, stop sending sex messages your girl friend when im here, thats for your privite time only!
by bostonfan January 30, 2009
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Text Message Ho

A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place.
I had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd.

Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.
by Rusty Colebrook January 3, 2009
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Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.
Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!
by Leesydney November 17, 2010
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