meme meister

1): noun; a person who has an abundance of memes and does not hesitate to post,send,snap, or tweet them if needed.

2): noun; someone who creates original memes that are funny. (note the meme does not have to be original, just the caption)

3): noun; a social media page operator that posts memes, stolen or original.

Derek is a meme meister who always posts the best of his meme stash on his instagram

by zehelkitty January 3, 2017

Messy Jessie

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ

Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.

by FattyMatty November 2, 2012

meisya

Asian, prolly 5'1 feet, eats salmon mentai ALOT, she think she looks like lisa blackpink but bitch got a short fatty legs, loves pink and purple, lowkey wish they have a boyfriend who skates and is femboy.

"we need more meisya in this world but she prolly say 'im not like the other girls' so nvm"

by Xybca555 June 26, 2020

pansy ass puss meister

A guy and/or girl who exceeds the limits placed on a douchebag and douchenozzle. Usually a guy who lacks the ability to even ask a girl out.

Sara: So he wouldn't EVEN ask me out! That's how shy he is.
DeDe: That kid sounds like a pansy ass puss meister to me.

by Shalickwa September 20, 2009

Maisy

Will send you memes and pictures of dogs. Very gay.

Person 1 - I have a new internet friend, she sent me this funny dog meme and...

Person 2 - Oh that’s Maisy, the only thing she can do better than send bad memes is being extremely gay.

by userofthenames October 10, 2018

messy

The after effects of a night out with no sleep/too much drink/too many drugs etc.

He went raving last night, he came into work this morning looking messy.

by Rizladizla July 20, 2003

Meism

The belief that this is for you, by you, so help you (God). This belief encompasses all religions and is prominently practiced even if you know it or not.

I am strong worshiper of Meism, nothing you do affects me.

I don't care what you believe, it is about me, for me, and you don't matter in Meism.

by Founder of Meism August 28, 2013