Matt

Someone who comes late to work everyday and will leave an hour early

Don't be a Matt and come to work on time

by mattisalwayslate July 23, 2018

Matt

The god of fitness

“You see the power in those pitches? That man is an absolute Matt!”

by Johhny wick April 24, 2019

Matt

A man with no arms and no legs

fuckin matt

by B0NK June 23, 2020

Matt

The kind of priviledged, white snob who wears airpods every fucking day, like, literally, all day, every day. FUCK! He's such a bitch.

Look at that fucking white kid, must be a Matt.

by geay March 4, 2019

Matt

A term for a man with a sweaty smelly asshole.... also spaztic, loves gay porn and watching waterbirth videos on youtube.

Man that dudes definitely a Matt.

by Wwjd400 May 24, 2016

Matt

Another word for the milatary term for boot
1. Used to describe someone who is right out of boot camp and or their MOS school; 2. one who is unexperienced; 3. usually the target of hazing; 4. One who is still stuck in boot camp mode.
"We just got a fresh shipment of boots in our victor unit yesterday. Let's give them a warm infantry welcome!"

Jake: My brother is so matt at COD.
Sam: Matt is so Matt

by chinese poo April 7, 2009

Matt

That guy that trying to get pussy but never is successful

Damm matt thirsty af

by Toast6969 September 8, 2017