mateo stan

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

mateo tabchy

Mateo is so hot, all the girls find him attractive his dick is huge and he gets all the bitches.

Mateo Tabchy please fuck me

by Xxx——xxX 362 November 24, 2021

Mateo

Mateo likes little kids, and his sister

Oh look mateo is touching his sisters ass

by Mateo hater September 21, 2021

Mateo Marin

A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts

1:Mateo Marin is so hot
2:Fatass!

by shingching June 23, 2023

Mateo

nigger bitch

Wow! That dude is a Mateo

by Badingi August 4, 2024