Mateo R

The most coolest and most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. He has the best fits, best hair, and a winner’s smile. Those eyes shimmer when he spots something peculiar. Typ shi.

“I’ve seen Mateo R skating around.”

“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”

Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”

Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”

TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”

by your_plugg_26 April 2, 2024

Mateo Bernal

fucking nigger

oh my god! Mary! Is that a Mateo Bernal??!

Yes! Hes a fucking nigger!

by mateobernalhater April 9, 2024

Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

Mateo

Mateo is the name of a very fruity man.

Mateo’s love to explore and make things. They love hitting on their guy friends.

Person 1 -“Hey Mateo! What’s your plans for the day?”
Person 2 (Mateo) - “I don’t know boys, group hugs in the shower ?”
Person 1 - “You’re such a fruitcake”

by Sillygoose987 May 5, 2024

mateo

Stanky! Ugl rat with juicy feet ready to hummble and get on his knees...
Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..

omg did you see mateo nudes?
Omg yes that cock was like aifell tower..

by hot baby boy February 21, 2024

mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024

Mateo Suljic

Likes to be dicked down by boys and fantasizes about Lucy pegging him drenched in oil.

Mateo Suljic just ate Brendan’s ass so good

by Susanismysecondmom March 5, 2024