When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.
In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"
2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
by INFENT March 06, 2011
A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.
"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."
"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."
"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."
by 563er April 04, 2009
John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
by SuprSaiyanTurry October 28, 2015
The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.
Got milf?
Got milf?
by BarryB. September 18, 2009
A party for homosexuals.
by Seth Pommerantz May 23, 2008
A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.
Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.
by jean anyon May 09, 2006
The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.
by AmyKristinaChuck February 04, 2008