Ya Mum

Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.

Ya mum looks like a deranged gorilla.

by Mr McDinguserrill April 7, 2020

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your mum

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your mum, gay

by PTDS Guy September 30, 2019

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Bayleys mum

The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men

Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!

by Chinnage March 27, 2022

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Sickle mum

A persons mother who doesn't understand the definition of Angelina stfu , bffaesywneabbo is another definition for sickle mum .

She's such a sickle mum

by Sickle mum June 27, 2020

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Dragged Mums

NO CAP, ONG, ON YOUR MUMS LIFE, ON MY LIFE

I just aborted my child dragged mums

Bartoleme de las casas is dead dragged mums

by evabeaver October 12, 2022

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A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

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