the mum whisperer

when u are fucking a girl, usually in the reverse cowboy position, u grab her shoulders and hold her tight to your body, then whisper in here ear 'your mum was much better' then enjoy as she tries to struggle and get off you whilst u hold her firmly on your dick, i would use caution when using this tequnique as some would call it rape.

hey dave i gave my bird the mum whisperer last night

by sniper047 June 9, 2009

Sickle mum

A persons mother who doesn't understand the definition of Angelina stfu , bffaesywneabbo is another definition for sickle mum .

She's such a sickle mum

by Sickle mum June 27, 2020

your mum

gay

your mum, gay

by PTDS Guy September 30, 2019

Dragged Mums

NO CAP, ONG, ON YOUR MUMS LIFE, ON MY LIFE

I just aborted my child dragged mums

Bartoleme de las casas is dead dragged mums

by evabeaver October 12, 2022

Bayleys mum

The fittest prostitute that you will ever meet. Only likes black homosexual men

Omg, did you see Bayleys mum with Gary the black homosexual man?!!

by Chinnage March 27, 2022

Facebook Mum

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

mum battle

see mom battle for the correct definition...

to see an example, check out mom battle...

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004