Alex Lang

A mean person just in general. You will facetime him during thunderstorms, but he will just end up bossing you around and tell you horror stories even though you are already scared. He is also a person who eats a lot of food but just gains a 6 pack every bite he takes.

Thanks to Alex Lang I couldn't sleep for 3 days

by Mdog123456789 March 13, 2017

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lang lang

Calling someone that appears to be bad at a subject

(a guy with bad skills)
Hey, what are the answers of question 3?
(person)
lang lang

by anonymous April 23, 2023

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the reversed ling lang

When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face

Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky

by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022

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Dan Lang

Someone you loves chodes so much but can’t tell his girlfriend so instead brings her to a restaurant called chodies

Your being a real dan Lang right now

by Dan_bob123 February 21, 2021

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Sophia lang

Sophia lang is my best friend in the whole world. I love her no matter what. She is funny, ditzy, pretty, and for the most part kind hearted. Sophia has been there for me since forever and I have been there for her too. We hang out almost everyday and are like sisters. Sophia and I are weird but we are weird together. I can be myself around sophia and not be scared . Sophia has never left my side and is my bestest friend ever

Me: I heart sophia lang
You: same

by rfkamazing June 30, 2022

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Lang logic

No sense in the obvious.

Lang: how are you going to remove that bolt?
Dennis: I'm going to shoot it.
Lang: damn I didn't think about that.

Dennis whispers to Chris : lang logic

by Handler097 June 16, 2017

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