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Landon Shaw

Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.
Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen
by Brxsr January 12, 2023
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LandonDid

Person one: Three, You’re just like a LandonDid.

Person two: I don’t blame you.
Person three: ;)
Person four: what
by anna face March 13, 2023
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Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong
There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small
by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023
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Landon binnix

A red head kid who sucks at golf and needs lessons. Also known as topper guild.
Man you really looked like Landon Binnix
by TKDG May 12, 2023
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Landyn

Landyn likes many games and is really smart. Loves his friends and is super cool and non judgmental! He's super nice and is fun to talk with. He's really funny and you'll love to hangout with him!
1: Landyn is your friend?
2: Yeah! Super cool dude.
by NevaehTeehee<3 June 4, 2023
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Landon

Landon is a very popular funny guy, does not take most things seriously. He has lots of fat crushes on Burnett short girls and tries to impress them with his spunky attitude. He also loves basket ball and drinking prime and thinks he is the coolest guy around. He has short dirty blond hair and always weres hoodies. He has a big friend group. He is not super clingy but will observe the people he cares about from a far. Because of his funny nature he lies about stuff. He is a great guy, You might think he is only a six out of 10, but once you get to know him, you will end up falling for him.

Girl: Hey, Landon

Landon: What in the chicken nuggets. That girl is gorgeous.

Girl: Blushes
Landon
by Marshmallow_is nice June 20, 2023
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Landon Sosebee

A feminine man who is sexually and emotionally attracted to women who cheat on him.
Bro, his girlfriend cheated on him with her ex, and he still took her back. Guy acts just like Landon Sosebee.
by Deshaun Simpson August 15, 2023
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