lachlan

Lachlan is a rectangle, he is seen in kindergarten books like 'the big mean rectangle man' (he is a paedophile). Lachlan plays a very gay game called division 2. He is a gamer and brings his mouse pad too school like a fucking idiot. At lunch he chases kids. Lachlan attempts at selling little kids genitals on the black market. Lachlan is actually featured on Mr. Maker as the big red rectangle.

When I went to school I was chased by lachlan

by jozime September 13, 2020

lachlan

The best soccer player ever

lachlan

by dhjxkslsmdud'; August 20, 2019

Lachlan

Lying piece of shit

Damn his such a Lachlan

by OwlSniper September 13, 2017

lachlan brown

the definition of a skinny white boy dipshit

Lachlan brown is a skinny white boy dipshit

by LoL lachie sucks November 12, 2018

Lachlan

Short and gay xD

Lachlanispoo

by LachlanhaterxD November 2, 2018

Lachlan

A dirty jew who makes crappy memes; expected lifespan: 1.5days
Synonyms:
*Jew
*Cancer
*Fag
*Deadmemes

Don't you hate the annoying jew lachlan?

by Proud KKK Member December 3, 2017

lachlanporteous

An achievement of extreme success unparalleled by lesser men, esp. relating to sporting or academic pursuits. Typically a lachlanporteous will be performed by a man with many talents and many romantic conquests.

"George Gregan did a lachlanporteous for his captainship of the Wallabies."
"You did a lachlanporteous on her."

by ntfactor September 30, 2012