Lard

A word that can replace anything. The most omnipotent word out there.

Hey Lard hows it going
Haha Lard
You look so Lardy today
I just larded bad
Ooff what a lard

by Lardylard December 23, 2019

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat

He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck

by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020