Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."

by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025

Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.

"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."

by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020

peanut labs

another way to say 50/50

there is a 50percent chance you won't get cint in the next peanut labs survey

by GOPNIKBLYAT April 25, 2022

Chum Lab

A FATTY SCUM-BAG THAT IS BAD AT ROBLOX

OMG this Chum Lab stole my Roblox server

Wow what a bum bag

More like cum scab

by MkatM December 10, 2018

lab

Like a bitCh

“My head hurts lab!”
“lab?”
“Like a bitCh”

by ybawesome38 January 28, 2022

Tar Lab

A sperm bank that has predominately african american doners.

"I was going to donate, but i had to leave. It was a tar lab in there!"

by ItsYoteThePlatypus January 5, 2018

ooo dab a lab

When you stub your toe if you say ooo dab a lab you can make a wish

Owwww ooo dab a lab I hope my wish comes true

by gorlla February 27, 2022