kristine

bitchy boys mother

“happy birthday sweetie, but you can’t talk to my son anymore” said kristine
“whatta bitch”

by bitchboy12956 November 30, 2019

Kristin

Ugly lol

Kristin: that girl is 50 years old talking abt a teenager does she have a life? Like HELLO?

by Nebchchwjwh February 4, 2023

Kristin

Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.

"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."

by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023

naughty kristin

Naughty Kristin. When shes on her period, a naughty Kristin prefers titty fuckin.

Oh I'm on my period, let's do a Naughty Kristin.

by bigboy79 April 30, 2020

Kristine Pihl

Kristine Pihl is a very rare Norwegian troll. It lives in caves and eats obesse cats. Do not look direktly at a Kristine Pihl, it might cause your eyes to burst into flames. The only way to escape the meeting with a Kristine Pihl is to start sining a Brittney Spears song.

- Look is that a Kristine Pihl?!

- Oh dear Lord! Do not look at it! "Oops I did it again..."

by LinniMeister October 15, 2012

Kristin D'Angelo

a hoe

When someone dates a high school junior despite being in college: Wow that's a real Kristin D'Angelo move

by garchomp420 February 8, 2020

Kristin

A fair skinned rural goddess. Sharp tongued and quick witted. Sexy as hell.

Damn, Kristin, you so sexy. Will you be my girlfriend?

by DillyLlama November 23, 2021