booger knots

When babies are sick and go to sleep with a runny nose. They sometimes wake up with boogers in their hair.

Alexis went to bed and woke up with nasty booger knots in her hair.

by s3adawn February 25, 2017

crouch knots

Pus filled pubic hair follicles.

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.

by Trapdogg October 3, 2017

Nit knot

Hair worn in a bun or knot on the top of the head by someone who hasn’t showered or washed their hair for a while! Potentially a breeding ground for head lice (nits) and other nasties!

I can’t be bothered to wash my hair today so I’ll just sport an amazing knit knot; nobody will notice!

by RockitMan July 26, 2019

Square Knot

a type of knot tied by a square

“Can you tie a square knot?” - Daniel

“No, what’s that?” - Nicholas

“It’s the type of knot you’d tie you fucking square” - Daniel

by Alex_sucks_ttt_dick October 30, 2021

Knot challenge

A challenge in which someone sucks on a dog's penis until the dog reaches ejaculation inside the person's mouth.

Hey man, did you hear about the knot challenge?
Yeah, I saw a video of someone doing that. It looks disgusting.

by Coby_from_Amorous December 21, 2022

Hope Knot

The random, sloppy tying of ropes, strings and any other binding device into an "unofficial" knot to secure items.

In rough waves a sailor was in a hurry to secure his gear, he quickly tied the ropes into an odd "hope knot;" As in, "I hope this knot doesn't come undone!"

by TheArteestRJL91 July 22, 2011

slip knot

A "gimmick" band that has outlived it's 15 minutes of fame. The band members openly admit that they are not real musicians, and that they are nothing more than travelling clowns in jumpsuits. 90 percent of slipknot lyrics consist of the word "fuck". Slipknot fans are stupid.

Latest slipknot lyrics: "fuckety-fuck fuck this and fuck that, fuckety fuckety fuck". Fuck.

by The Dodger March 24, 2005