Batang Kankaloo

Batang kankaloo means legitimate citizens of and people residing in Kalookan.
"Mga lehitimong taga-Kalookan at mga taong nakatira sa Kalookan."

Kankaloo came from the reversed word of Kalookan.

"Binaligtad na salitang Kalookan."

Batang Kankaloos are described as hardworking, diligent, loving, cheerful, honest, helpful and compassionate.

"Ang mga Batang Kankaloo ay itinuturing na masisipag, matitiyaga, mapagmahal, masayahin, matapat, matulungin at may aksyon at malasakit sa kapwa."

by Elysam September 6, 2024

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King Khanaky

Formed when the first ever universe was made due to a perfect collision of atoms, though the first universe was meant to be an infinite universe, all mass compressed into King Khanaky and created him, making him a universe, with infinite mass, but at the size of a 8’10 human. King Khanaky is OG. You may ask, if he has infinite mass, why doesn’t everything get sucked into him? Because he can control atoms, and that is what he is doing right now, he is controlling every atom with precision all the time, if he lets go of one atom, it’s all over. King Khanaky is a large jolly man with 1 million wives and eats 100,000 planet sized turkeys every day. He can jump infinitely high, it is his favourite thing to do, we call it “King Khanaky jumping”

King Khanaky, jump jump jump, king Khanaky is OG.

by Dalolrx February 11, 2025

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