Juggling

When a person is dating 2 people and they dont know about each other.

hank:I love you
Megan:I love you
Cole:I love you
Megan:I love you too
Cole:Wait a minute your not juggling are you?

by Colenator December 23, 2010

Ball Juggling Cock Monger

A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.

Hey you ball juggling cock monger get your gay ass over here!

by ghost19 February 9, 2009

juggling mince

Verb
The action of one who is struggling to locate the clitoris and stimulate a female correctly

Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!

by Pavel Nedved July 2, 2004

Juggling

A method of masturbation using two hands. The 'juggler' strokes outwards with one hand at a time in quick succession, imitation a lateral imitation of the skill of the same name.

Man, you've really got to try juggling. But use lube. Seriously.

by Urbum April 16, 2017

jigging

skipping school

i’m jigging 2nd period do you want to come with?

by poopslut November 20, 2022

academic juggling

n. When students compete against one another to see who can sidetrack their professors the longest by asking loaded questions that will require long drawn out answers; the juggling part happens when students ask mini follow up questions to keep the conversation going and going...

I asked Frank what would happen if the Prime Minister played a happy slapper prank on the minister of justice and he went on for at least ten minutes just trying to figure out what to say, man academic juggling sucks.

by franco de marco sarcastico el drego December 12, 2008

johnson-juggling

The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.

1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.

Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''

Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''

Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.

Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.

Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.

by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011