by Brabiewithaglock May 26, 2022
Get the Jpmug. 
To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
Get the JP the Shittermug. Probably a mean person who calls other peoples moms hoes because of his extreme salt due to not getting the raiders D
by JPisbadatff September 13, 2017
Get the JPmug. by RealSpeller August 3, 2018
Get the jp and caitmug. JP (Jay Pee) is a word used in Northern and Midland England used to describe the act of 'jumping' someone.
I'm jp
by cleffEvil March 10, 2025
Get the JPmug. JP is the typical friend that loves money and looks like a descendant of jews. He is a honest friend who lends you a pair of coins when needed and tells you joke stories about his past and his illnesses. Physically, he looks like a brother-in-law and likes to armonize conversations with more hilarious jokes.
by Erflames January 6, 2019
Get the JPmug.