Johnny Chai

Small Asian man who likes mobile games and Rust.

dude look its johnny chai,

Bruh hes playing clash royale

by chcickenman234 April 8, 2022

Johnny Nastypants

Gender-specific description of a dirty person. Exemplified by those unmotivated to avoid becoming so or escaping from.

Look at that Johnny Nastypants takin' a dump in that overflowing porta potty.

by zedebsky June 15, 2004

Johnny paycheck

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "

I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.

by ttjasi November 9, 2013

Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.

Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!

by -BS#4 October 15, 2008

pull a johnny

when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed

Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.

by johnyylol March 8, 2023

Johnnie Bomb

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.

Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*

by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014

swamp johnnying

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017