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jeffrey michael 

He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.

Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.
jeffrey michael by Smileychica January 11, 2017
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Jeffrey Trott 

An absolute rad unit.

He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
Oh man did you do Jeffrey Trotts homework
Jeffrey Trott by Magical-Ellie October 24, 2019

Jeffrey's Droplet 

When a hypothetical object containing water condenses to its liquid form and falls from the sky, causing a long high wave.
Could a Jeffrey's droplet title a city?

JEFFREY DAHMER 

People that went to school with Jeffrey, say he was the class clown. Faking epilectic seizures and rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer, Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. He was the class clown. Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. Rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer!!!
JEFFREY DAHMER by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

Jeffrey Money 

Toys R us gift certificates
"you just won 100 dollars Jeffrey money." guy on figure it out
Jeffrey Money by cmpwam September 25, 2008

Jeffrey Juke 

Cockney Rhyming Slang for 'look'. Sometimes shortened to just 'jeffrey'.
Person 1: Whats in there?
Person 2: I don't know, I'll have a jeffrey juke!

Person 1: Do you have that important document?
Person 2: I don't know, Ill have a jeffrey for it.
Jeffrey Juke by conchuir June 8, 2011

jeffrey james 

A man born in a salt mine . Forged by fire . Hair thicker than a lions mane. A feral human with an icy heart who lives off hate.
jeffrey james by sexiicutieboy December 16, 2015