Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!

Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

loss

I lI
II L

haha im at a I lI (loss) of words

II L

by Immmm I know words... September 9, 2019

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Signal Loss

A term for musicians when their electronic signal is affected negatively by the number of pedals they have.

Signal loss isn’t “Wow it’s got a cool distortion on it!”

Signal loss is “Wow, why do I sound like ass?”

Your pedals are creating some signal loss, you should get a buffer pedal.

by Nitswah April 10, 2019

Loss

The combination of loving and missing someone

I loss you so much

by Comboword May 3, 2019

Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.

When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!

by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019