interdicktion

an occasion in which someone injects a penis reference into a completely innocent conversation

Airplane video, "this plane uses a long range interdiction..."

Reese, "That's what she said."

AJ,"Nice interdicktion, Reese."

Reese, "That's what she said."

AJ, "You're a big dummy."

Reese, "That's what she said... oh."

by thatoneguynamedlikethecandy March 29, 2009

intentional irony

When someone does something ironic intentionally, usually for comic effect.

MSN conversation:

Jack: I love lolcat's.
Jill: Nice grammar geniu's.

John: I hate people who fail at English.
Mary: Me to. (intentional irony)

by silly_sawsage April 14, 2010

intent to date

A formal announcement that you want to hook up with someone, ensuring that no one tries to cock block, or steal, your intended partner.

Bill: I'm going to try to go out with Sarah.
Mike: Was that an announcement of intent to date?
Bill: I guess.
Mike: Duly noted.

by idsofoak February 23, 2011

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.

(Verb) Declaration of intentions.

(Verb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

Woman: What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?
Girl: OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!
Man:Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent.

by Not a Lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

intense

1.Used to emphasize a moment which one deems very "intense" or severe in some way, be it awesome good or bad.

2.Used to describe a very non-severe moment sarcastically.

1. YO! That Roller coaster was SO INTENSE.
YO! That history exam was fucking INTENSE.

2.YO! Blues Clues is SO INTENSE.

by Sanitized November 15, 2007

intently

you look a something or someone very hard.

"i will study the test intently."

by Xxbluelightningxx November 28, 2016

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

promises and plans must be put into action, or else they are useless.

They didn't mean to ruin your birthday party. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, they probably just wanted to help.

by PurpleDragonFire September 30, 2016