Deast Infection

When a man's is clothes is so tight his genitals cant breathe A.K.A .....
OMG!? Look at how tight his pants are. He definitely has a deast infection.
by Horticus June 17, 2024
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Beast Infection

To be inundated with an awesome aura of energy that infiltrates others around you akin to an aphrodisiac virus.
That guy has been lifting and dieting so much that his beast infection has turned critical
by ArtofAwesome October 09, 2013
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The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with
Oh did you hear about that girl

Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 08, 2020
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does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet
- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die
by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014
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Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.
Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!
by Preacher-Man January 01, 2021
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Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
by Skel July 04, 2024
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Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
by Vice420 August 21, 2020
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