thought level

the level of thought or sluttiness one has achieved or wishes to achieve in any given circumstance this word is commonly used by whores, sorority girls, water trash and people wishing to sound ghetto. this word is believed to have originated in Oklahoma by a group of girls trying to sound ghetto it quickly caught on in the sororities and is spreading throughout America.

"she's at a nine thought level"

"tonight I'm going to reach a ten thought level "

by Random citizen 97 April 12, 2017

bitch thought

Thoughts/feelings pertaining to an unfortunate situation, in which someone thinks badly of someone/something for inconveniencing them, instead of actively trying to problem solve.

My friend told me how he got mad when an old lady held him up at the store paying for her items in coins. I told him that was a bitch thought.

by Theredscribbler June 2, 2017

thought partner

A person you argue with on controversial issues without ripping each others heads off.

No one should live in an echo chamber, that's why we all need a thought partner to keep us from getting too politically polarized

by PhoenixOrange February 19, 2017

mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016

Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.

AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 3, 2018

The Silly Thought

The Silly Thought is the deity of the Church of The Silly Thought, or Sillythoughtism, a social movement in Hong Kong that promotes a light-hearted view of Hallucinatory Realism and originated in the teaching of intelligent design. According to adherents, Sillythoughtism is a "real, magical religion, in some occurrences has had connections to the concept of magical realism, as much as any other".

If magician can turn your dreams into reality then so can The Silly Thought.

by StopSmoking November 21, 2021

Deep Thought

A supercomputer built by Lunkwill, Fook, and other “hyperintelligent pandimensional beings.” When Deep Thought is finally up and running, Lunkwill and Fook ask Deep Thought to tell them the answer to “Life, the Universe and Everything.” After confirming that there is an answer, Deep Thought informs them that it will take 7,500,000 years to come to a conclusion. After 7,500,000 years, Deep Thought finally reveals the answer to “Life, the Universe and Everything” to Pouchg and Loonquawl (ancestral descendants of Lunkwill and Fook). The answer, Deep Thought upholds, is 42. When Pouchg and Loonqwual express their disappointment, Deep Thought suggests that they don’t understand the answer because they don’t truly understand the question they’ve asked in the first place. To help them comprehend this question, Deep Thought makes another computer (the next version of itself). This computer is the planet earth, and it will take 10,000,000 years to explain to them the question they so desperately want to understand. In the intervening time, the “hyperintelligent pandimensional beings” live on the planet in the form of mice. Unfortunately, the Vogons annihilate earth five minutes before the conclusion of the project.

Deep Thought maintains the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

by anonymous November 6, 2021