iphone smart

Used to describe the wealth of knowledge someone brings to the table, only on the basis of ownership of an iphone.
1: "Johnny really knows his way around the city. He must have lived there for years. He knew when all the train schedules on my line, and the best restaurants."

2: "Not really. He's just iphone smart."
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1: "Dog, I can't hang with Bill no more. He's always gotta be the one with all the right answers."

2: "Don't sweat it Randy. He's just iphone smart. He'd be quite boring without his device."
by 44SHRED June 29, 2009
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iphone neck

Neck pain that derives from constantly looking down at your iphone, keeping the person from being involved in any social setting.
Chris is constantly saying words like, huh or what, because he can't keep up with conversations since he suffers from iphone neck, thus isolating him from a normal social life.
by Sweatbee December 29, 2009
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Shot on iPhone

Another one of Apple's stupid marketing campaigns to try and justify to their customers why they should pay insane amounts for the same phone with an "s" behind the number.
Jack: Another one of these stupid "Shot on iPhone" commercials.
by Mr. Smeef August 03, 2016
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iphone 11

The iphone 11 used to flex on you shitty friends
by floppymonkey07 September 13, 2019
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iPhone Porn

iPhone Porn is porn played directly on your iPhone via the web site called Pocket Sized Porn. The web site PocketSizedPorn plays Porn videos in a YouTube fashion, allowing iPhone and PC users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content.
The best example for iPhone Porn is the web site called PocketSizedPorn.
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iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'
1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.
by j4k3y July 11, 2011
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iphone gamer

Someone who claims to be a gamer, however, all he does that is game related is play free-to-play iPhone games. He probably doesn't own any form of gaming console. The only game probably plays besides iPhone games is Roblox.
Bill: Hey, want to speed-run the new Mario Game?
Chris: Sure!
WIlliam: Hey guys! I got this new cool iPhone game!
Bill: Shut the fuck up, Wlliam! You are such an iPhone Gamer!
by Plasmablaster November 18, 2016
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