When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
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Oh did you hear about that girl
Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".
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YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.
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Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
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