by El Mestizo March 28, 2021
A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on the first date"
by Snicker Tits January 27, 2009
by mamadou September 03, 2015
Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus
by TanglefingStar February 08, 2023
Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*
by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 08, 2014
"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."
by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018
Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.
I have a dream.
I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.
My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.
And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.
I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.
Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.
My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.
And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.
I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.
Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
by Bad C dev December 04, 2022