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"Hoss McHosserson"

a pathetic hairy gay bottom or a submissive gay man who looks butch but is actually very much someones bitch, usually only picked up when drunk.
"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
by Boysinberry December 21, 2007
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Hoss

The nickname that fat bastard gave himself at tesoro.One who thinks of nothing but ways to step on employees toes to achieve personal gain.
Hoss cut hours,cut maintenance cost,and FIRED drivers for bogus reasons just to BROWNNOSE and to gain faith from the execs so he could recieve a larger bonus at the end of the year. His motto-"FUCK THE DRIVERS CAUSE THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A DIME A DOZEN!"
by coastworm November 14, 2003
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Hoss

OG pawn stars terminology for a good friend who is an absolute unit of a genderless Homosapien.
Yo hoss!
by IMABIGHOSS December 8, 2021
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Hoss

Bill: Did u see John Ross run a touchdown?

Joe: Yea he's a hoss
by Jerry is the goat September 19, 2017
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Alpha Hoss

Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.
Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."

Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
by Guido Pepperoni January 3, 2022
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Hoss

A very strong man that would fight a grizzle bear with his bare hands, but yet is a very kinda loving person at the same time. He is very smart and can fix anything. Born in cassopolis Michigan
That big ol boy is a hoss,
by Tatstacker December 12, 2020
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Hoss

A man that gets virtually everything he wants (esp. women). He is well known for his confidence. Often well-hung.
See that guy in the cowboy hat and boots? He’s a hoss.
by Wickedsleight July 10, 2023
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