John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer Simp...son

Twitch term: someone that acts very protective of a streamer, almost like a father figure, but in reality is her biggest simp.

"Yeah, Jack is way too protective of Kelly, he is a total Homer Simp...son."

by Magnus Motor August 18, 2022

homer

An unoffensive term for a gay man. The male equivalent of lesbian.

"Sweden is one of the best places to live if you're a homer."
"Despite the progress, homers are still being treated poorly around the world."
"With great homerity comes great responsibility."

by minoritiesoforientation&gender May 8, 2016

Homer comment

To make a comment that is completely idiotic and moronic.

To say the Cowboys are America's team is a homer comment

by HTTR4LIFE June 15, 2016

Homer

Something that happens accidentaly

I always forget my credit card but I have it today, I guess I made a Homer

by ems family January 17, 2009

HOMER

a gay faggot

Yo, you know that kid Kurt? He’s such a fucking homer

by anna bortion December 10, 2019

Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.

Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019