John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer

A stoned gay person.

Look at these homers. Makes me sick.

by RiPfT June 10, 2018

Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

Homer

A sports fan who avidly supports their home team no matter what. Even if the call is blatantly wrong, they think it's the right call when it goes their way. A Stan for a sports team.

See: Stan

Yeah, I know it was the wrong call, but it got Harden free throws so it's all good. I'm just a homer.

by BeastaBubbles May 12, 2018

homer

An unoffensive term for a gay man. The male equivalent of lesbian.

"Sweden is one of the best places to live if you're a homer."
"Despite the progress, homers are still being treated poorly around the world."
"With great homerity comes great responsibility."

by minoritiesoforientation&gender May 8, 2016

homerization

a term that can be used when you are not able to do any exercises (due to recovery after surgery, or any kind of pain that keeps you away from your usual routine) and are becoming chubby. Comes from Homer Simpson - homerization. So it clearly is a fun term to be used among friends in a jokingly way.

"Hey, you are eating and not doing any exercises - homerization isn't good for your health. "

by Essigsuuritonerde October 7, 2016

john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016