Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

Holmes

Grumpy Cat guy, bad hair and tech genius. You better say Mr!
Don’t cross a Holmes on his bad day!

Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: Mr Holmes, stay out of his way he is grumpy!

by Lil_peep 204 March 17, 2022

Holmes

is your first name Kahmare?

Hi Kahmare Holmes

by that girl form your school :) September 8, 2020

Thomas Holme elementary school

Thomas Holme sucks it is full of thot ass hoes who can’t even dance. They all are slow and don’t know how to act. Don’t go there go to forest or brown. Oh and Austin Meehan sucks too.

Thomas Holme elementary school is a stupid ass school

by I’m a victim June 13, 2019

Daniel Lykke Holm

Daniel lykke Holm is the best Human Ever.

Like have you met Daniel Lykke Holm? No. YOU HAVE TO!

by Amme huta September 17, 2018

Liam Holmes

Fucking Autistic

Person: yo that kid is so Liam Holmes

by Enigma67 September 5, 2019

montel holmes

Tall african american male. With a tremendously small testical sack. Usually hangs around over weight white females. Hes a over all gentleman if i say so myself.

Montel holmes is a incredible man. Strong dark an ugly.

by Big dog willie james January 10, 2018