hulk hogan

You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.

Hey babe wanna try the "hulk hogan" our dog is in to it.

by AnimalLover3006 May 6, 2020

Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.

How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.

by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025

David Hogan

Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know

Why are you David hogan

by anonymous January 27, 2021

Hogan

Someone who is bad at sport.

Oh your hogan at this!

by Dict.Urban April 19, 2018

Hogan

The ugliest motherfucker this world has ever seen!

*Sees someone horrendously ugly*

"Goddamn that must be Hogan!"

by BigBallsBlues October 6, 2019

Angus Hogan

He is a professional basketballer, surfer and scientist. He pulls guys and girls of any age but isnt interested in them his heart lies with the sea and the court. However he is sexually romanced by fish and dolphins, gets him going.

"Hey Did you see Angus Hogan on the board Yesterday"
"Yeah he was fucking a fish or something. "

by anonymous May 22, 2022

Hogan

A delicious drink created for Ben Hogan at the Oakmont Country Club . It is equal parts milk, Orange juice and Gin.
“I’ll have a Hogan!”

Give me two Hogans on the rocks.

by Mr Cocktail September 29, 2021