When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022
Get the Hulk Hogan text bustermug. You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.
by AnimalLover3006 May 6, 2020
Get the hulk hoganmug. i’d love to hogan you
by fortniteisgayyy February 25, 2018
Get the hoganmug. A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022
Get the Jacob micheal hoganmug. When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.
You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
by TotalLoser December 2, 2011
Get the Sloppy Hoganmug. by Hogano April 2, 2020
Get the Hoganmug. by hoganic August 29, 2019
Get the hoganmug.