Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)

Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.

by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017

cut one from the herd

in a word, to fart.

He cut one from the herd after downing three cans of refriend beans.

by KJ April 8, 2004

Aisle herd

A small, large, or huge cluster of customers who seemingly know each other and will converse for what seems like hours in an aisle of some retail establishment. A cluster of people blocking access too and from either end of an aisle.

Hey Jerry, those people have been in aisle three for like 30 min. That's totally an aisle herd

Jesus Christ another aisle herd, I just want to yell at that gaggle of customers and tell them too fucking disperse.

Man that aisle herd has been standing there for what seems like hours. I can't work around them when they do that and they are so rude.

by Maple Pie February 26, 2017

elder herding

The practice of shuttling your older parents or relatives from place to place because they cannot drive or have mobility issues, and associated with the difficulty and added time that takes.

Taking my parents to the pharmacy and grocery store was a frustrating exercise in elder herding.

by websherpa June 10, 2021

feeding the herd

paying multiple people to help or interact with the person that is paying them

''How did he won the competition? His work was the worst of them all!''
''I bet he was just feeding the herd, damn sell outs!''
sell out

by CoffeeK_ July 15, 2017

Herds

Herds are Bella Poarch's fandom name, they are respectful and sweet, they are amazing and they love everyone, If you hate on them they will still respect you, They are an example of good manners🤩

Herds are UNDERRATED!!

by Pacalia March 1, 2021