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Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
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jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes
a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick
b: “dhdiodksneudu”
by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
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Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.
Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
by Geordie6 June 16, 2024
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