Shawinigan Handshake

When you get wanked off by a Canadian

Guy 1: I hear you pulled Rick Moranis

Guy 2: Yeah man I got a Shawinigan Handshake

by Username18374829#93958 March 30, 2022

chip handshake

Establishing dominance by shaking another man’s hand with a handful of Lays BBQ, crushing those chips in the process.

After giving this fellow a thorough jawjacking, Russ gave him the ol chip handshake goodbye.

by CVfive October 24, 2022

bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.

I gave her the old bovine handshake.

by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015

Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012

Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .

I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .

by Big__tasty May 2, 2019

Dagenham Handshake

Pinky in the stinky, two up front and rub the nub with your thumb.

I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.

by JLS3000 January 25, 2016

Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.

She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!

by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010