A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees
That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep
by Badkidx1 November 8, 2021
Get the Hobbitmug. An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 7, 2015
Get the hobbit jockmug. by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024
Get the Adventurous Hobbitmug. someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.
Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 3, 2011
Get the network hobbitmug. Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016
Get the Hobbitmug. A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023
Get the hobbit helpermug. by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019
Get the Hobbit mongermug.