Håvard look-alike

Håvard looks like a dosia

Dosia no just Håvard
Håvard Look-alike

by 1yugscd9u8yg9acd March 16, 2022

Håvard

A rat which typically lives in the Vietcong tunnel system, even though he is too fat for it. The race is known for its small dick, and is rarely known for having form of relation with another organism on the planet. Some people give this name to their child, often based on the fact that they hate them, and sometimes because they aren't able to see the difference between a rat and a human being.

Person 1: What is your name?
Person 2: Håvard
Person 1: Wow! How are things going in the Vietcong tunnel system?

by Spermefant May 2, 2018

Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

by Pangcheng January 5, 2022

Halvard

Halvard is the most genius type of human and is a own specie that is cooler than others. Halvard BS is the sexiest person in the entire world.

Halvard is cool

by hbs3411 October 9, 2018

Harvardette

Someone who's dating a Harvard student

My daughter is a harvardette. At least she's not dating a man whore.

by QueenRandom September 22, 2017

Harvardan

A super sexy black men who doesn't get a lot of sex

"Hey man that guy is a Harvardan"
"Ew"

by Flavouredsand May 3, 2023

Harvardize

Typically said of a university, college or school but can apply to other institutions: To become an org that incites, encourages, permits, tolerates, or fails to punish antisemitic vandalism, or violence against or harassment of students, faculty, staff, partners, clients, donors, and members of the public, apparently following the apparent lead of Harvard University.
Reflexive verb: to Harvardize oneself.

Hey Columbia*, stop Harvardizing yourself.

Hello UCSF*! Please do not Harvardize yourselves.
* or, Insert name of school or other org

by T5_TryingToTellTheTruth March 18, 2026