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Michael Jordan, Jerry Rice, Yochi, Hero the Savage Hero are the GOAT at their craft.
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The Goat

a term that been used on Clubvibes.com
Its a gang of members who worship The Goat. Ah wsntme i so fancy The Goat tonite.
Yes Zac lets get The Goat and ride it all nite
by The Goat July 15, 2003
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goat

A large Group of friends in south connecticut,this group formed in the mid 90s.Founders are Joe,Josh,and Dean.They normally greet each other with "whats up goat".also known as the goat foundation
the goats were chillen at the skate park last week,the goats are drinking again,the goats are at d@D again
by rockouter October 05, 2007
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goat

(West Cheshire slang)

1.A resident of Wrexham in North Wales
2. An associate of Wrexham Football Club
The Goats lost again last week
by XWWB December 09, 2003
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Goated

Gayest
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That nigha ain't got nothing but a goat..
by Ladii Spyda September 24, 2007
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GOAT

GOAT - Greatest Of All Time

In 1963 the up and coming boxer Cassius Clay boasted: "I am the greatest!"

Soon afterwards Clay converted to Islam and changed his name to Muhammad Ali.

Muhammad Ali became The Greatest Of All Time and he was The Prettiest too (there was never a scratch on Muhammad Ali). Ali made all the rest of them look like bums.

The problem was that the Almighty God of Islam, Allah, holds a claim over this title in Islamic Law which has gone undisputed for hundreds of years. The leader of the Nation Of Islam, Elijah Muhammad, told Muhammad Ali that he was obliged to say: "Allah is The Greatest!"

This was clearly disputable by Ali and everyone knew it. Deep down Allah knew it too, Muhammad Ali was way too much for him to handle.

Allah tried humiliating Ali in the ring when he got older but it never changed public opinion. Having found it impossible to defeat Ali in a fair fight, Allah resorted to wearing down the Greatest with a long term degenerative disease. It took him over thirty years.

The bum, Allah, has since been allowed to retain the title 'The Greatest'.

Muhammad Ali is now recognised as THE G.O.A.T.
'Muhammad Ali is the GOAT!'
by Mangozapp March 14, 2019
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