Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.
Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
by FrankieRose December 21, 2021
A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.
by foodie_gal March 18, 2017
Look! It's the snack that smiles back; Goldfish!
by Edwardsgrace6] April 22, 2017
Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.
by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024
the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
by Atilla the Hans September 17, 2013
Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep
Brain: Okay
Me: So you have to be quiet
Brain: Okay
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain:
Me: -half asleep-
Brain: The snack that smiles back!
Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
Brain: Okay
Me: So you have to be quiet
Brain: Okay
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain:
Me: -half asleep-
Brain: The snack that smiles back!
Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
by Galaxy1412 April 20, 2016
The cheese-flavored snack that supposedly smiles back, but tends to vary in that regard. Some Goldfish are all smiles, but others appear to have no smile at all. Interesting.
The original is usually the best, and with Goldfish, that is no exception. The "flavor blasted" varieties are absolutely disgusting, and the person who thought that making pizza-flavored crackers shaped like fish was absolutely fucked in the head.
Goldfish are promoted by a band of anthropomorphic fish, which are thoroughly annoying, and somewhat detract from the enjoyment of the crackers. The leader of this band of fish is named "Finn" (Ha Ha), and is somehow able to wear sunglasses, despite having eyes on the side of his head, and having no nose. He is also joined by other fish, one of which is named "X-Treme". I can only assume that he was born in the 90's. X-Treme also represents the 'Flavor blasted" variety, which happens to be the exact reason why I despise X-Treme.
The crackers are produced by Pepperidge Farms, and sold internationally. They are quite good. In fact, I am eating some at this moment (the original flavor, duh).
The original is usually the best, and with Goldfish, that is no exception. The "flavor blasted" varieties are absolutely disgusting, and the person who thought that making pizza-flavored crackers shaped like fish was absolutely fucked in the head.
Goldfish are promoted by a band of anthropomorphic fish, which are thoroughly annoying, and somewhat detract from the enjoyment of the crackers. The leader of this band of fish is named "Finn" (Ha Ha), and is somehow able to wear sunglasses, despite having eyes on the side of his head, and having no nose. He is also joined by other fish, one of which is named "X-Treme". I can only assume that he was born in the 90's. X-Treme also represents the 'Flavor blasted" variety, which happens to be the exact reason why I despise X-Treme.
The crackers are produced by Pepperidge Farms, and sold internationally. They are quite good. In fact, I am eating some at this moment (the original flavor, duh).
Person- "you want some Goldfish?'
Me- "Hell yeas"
Person- (Pours Goldfish into my hands)
In unison- "The snack that smiles back!"
Me- "Hell yeas"
Person- (Pours Goldfish into my hands)
In unison- "The snack that smiles back!"
by Supreme_Sucks March 23, 2017