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Furious Goldfish

Furious Goldfish

Tumblr based term to explain a situational existence.

A person who is in rage at being kept in a fish bowl.

Similar to being in a glass bowl trapped and looking outside.
I’m like a furious goldfish at having to be in this school.
I’m beginning to feel suffocated at home like a furious goldfish
by Absolutelyfurious August 15, 2018
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happy as a goldfish in the sea

happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!
''euan, look at my pants!!!Do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!''
by Kaboosher March 9, 2005
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giant goldfish

by stoaks September 13, 2010
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Holly Goldfish

Originating from surnames Golder and Fisher, Holly goldfish is a rare species which is a mix of fish and ape. Her head is in the shape of a roblox character and is mentally retarded. She likes to wank to Lesbian anime porn in her spare time and is a LGBTQ+ emo legend. She is a massive disappointment to her parents and has a really cute brother xoxo. TBH she is pretty much Jesus. Her severe autism makes it very difficult to participate in everyday activities such as playing crossy road and not scaring little kids. As an elite member of The Erection Extremists, her life is dedicated to Dynasty and being a nice friendly Christian girl who reqularly attends church. ngl shes pretty savage and has done some really gangster things in her lifetime (not all can be listed for legal reasons) but she slit her eyebrow and looked so cool for a bit, as well as piercing her nose. It is important to highlight that Grace is more savage than her though.
sorry holly ily xoxo
Person 1: Oh no, there is Holly goldfish wanking in the corner to the picture of a random baby from dynasty and feet pics
Person 2: SMH, who is going to tell that girl that it is not ok to crush on younger children
Holly Goldfish: Shut up you fat indian shits
by GGGRASS May 31, 2019
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wanking a goldfish

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street
Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street
by eastbender November 3, 2013
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purple goldfish

The stupidest comercial ever to come onto T.V. So that Goldfish Inc. does not look like a bunch of racist bastards.
What's wrong with this comercial? Why is that goldfish purple?
They're new goldfish colors, Oh look now there goes a red one. Of course they're baked and not fried, just watch the colors swim by. WOAH, check out that red head! They're made with real chedder which makes them even better; bet you never thought that you eat a purple goldfish. Your kids will love to eat them, so don't forget to feed 'em the snack that smiles back GOLDFISH.
by William Q Freeze March 11, 2003
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Musty Goldfish

When you poop in the goldfish bag and someone eats it.
How are those Musty Goldfish faggot?
by Ben & Mials January 24, 2011
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