fur beret

1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.

1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.

by notanotherhofstragirl February 5, 2010

Mob-fur

Hairy wicked, excellent, good times for all.

Wow, that fireworks display was Mob-fur!!!

by Lay November 8, 2003

Fur trapping

The act of trying to locate and have sex with a furry

Hey, I'm going fur trapping tonight. You in?

by Two angry vets February 9, 2020

Snow Fur

the way to describe a stinkin hot yandere furry

"that chick didn't let me get a blink of sleep last night!"
"she must be a snow fur."

by SpoiledJam March 25, 2021

fur pie

Usually referring to an unshaven female pudenda, but it could refer to any bodily hair (underarm hair, pubic hair, leg hair) of both genders

I can deal with fur pie, but it's not my favorite kind of pie.

-"Are you unshaven?"
-"Well..."
-"Are you unshaven? Fur pie doesn't sell."

by Lorelili December 28, 2005

gorilla fur

thick male pubes covering his body to the point that he belongs in a zoo with the gorillas.

"Did you see the gorilla fur on that guy?! He belongs in a zoo!"

by Iknowyourdirtysecrets July 2, 2016

Fur Hag

Pejorative proper noun. Someone who flaunts the use of fur fashion, despite the anti-animal practices it supports.

While at a Parisian nightclub recently, Lindsay Lohan had a bag of flour dumped on her and was proclaimed a Fur Hag by a rabid PETA supporter (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxyg2UsyIlQ)

Use - OMG, did you see what Lindsay Lohan wore to that premiere the other day? She is such a Fur Hag!

by Dakota Moss April 2, 2009