fuckie talkie

when yo man call you on walkie talkie and the gf puts the walkie talkie in her pussy and orgasms while you cum into the walkie talkie and get electrocuted.

amy : mmm yeah you totally fuckie talkied me last night
alex : it was great dude

by lolmaster394823498 November 10, 2019

Legend of Fucki

No one knows the legend of fucki. It is yet to be discovered.

Rishav: Yo You know Fucki?
Aarav: WAT?
RISHAV: The legend of fucki.😌

by Penravcado August 5, 2024

me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky

Another term for "I will give you oral sex"

Asian prostitute: oh yeah baby me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky big time
Person: how much.
Asian prostitute: five dolla baby

by tongue24 December 2, 2022

tipsy fucky

When you have consumed the perfect amount of alcohol to be in the mood for sex, but not so drunk that you feel either tired or nauseous - or both.

Babe, I'm feeling tipsy fucky right now.

by bustymcgee September 7, 2016

rubber fucky

A condom.

I need a rubber fucky before we do this.

by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018

Mega-Fuckies

A occurrence where a mistake would otherwise cause you to mutter the word fuck over one million times.

I just cost the company a loss of one million dollars. Mega-fuckies.

by captain McDoucher June 30, 2021

Ipse mihi fucki

The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.

Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....

by GenX Alt December 8, 2024